My Bronco’s dashboard navigation unit allows customization of the vehicle icon.  Big fun.  Today, I changed mine to a freakin’ cannon.  Yes, I now drive down the road in the digital form of a muzzle-load explosive-based propellant device!  Take THAT little Prius!  BOOM to you hybrid!

I may get 8 miles to the gallon, but I can shoot a hole in your front quarter panel, board your vessle and steal your gas if it pleases me.  Yaaaar~